Where we’re going, we don’t need blogs. Hey, I’m Craig Rowin, and I just referenced the end of Back to the Future. I’m a writer and performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. I’m also a video editor, and videographer. Within this blog you will find a lot of stupid crap to enjoy. Check out more videos and stupid crap at www.roryandcraig.com I collect with vodpod Create your Video Collection at VodPodTumblr (3.0; @justcraig)http://justcraig.tumblr.com/<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugaueaM5U1qzo1ojo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>From The President of The USA.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/277822967http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/277822967Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:15:50 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kueallCWdk1qzo1ojo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>New Yorker Caption Contest: There’s nothing wrong with you, except that you’re doing a shadow puppet in a doctor’s office.</b></p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/276296453http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/276296453Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:15:21 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://justcraig.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/276207694/tumblr_kue3ydQ1NM1qzo1if&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://androry.tumblr.com/post/276163089" target="_blank">androry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Remix of Black or White I made a long time ago. What if MJ was a soul preacher? Boarder line best/most annoying thing I’ve ever made.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is how this song was meant to be heard. It will shake you to the core.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/276207694http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/276207694Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:41:27 -0500<a href="http://www.captainfiction.com/conversion_party/">Conversion Party</a>: <p>A couple of my friends are in a great band, called <b>Conversion Party</b>.  They are playing at <a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2062" target="_blank">Beneath Gristedies</a> at UCB on Friday at 11pm.  The show will be awesome. Be sure to be there.  Click the link to check out their album <b>More No More</b>.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/274816379http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/274816379Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:42:00 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kub18wJ1ab1qzo1ojo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What are you trying to say, Hallmark gift card area of Rite Aid?</p> <p>Yeah, I’m calling you out, Hallmark gift card area of Rite Aid.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/273723198http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/273723198Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:00:32 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuawpnFFeV1qzo1ojo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The stickers <a href="http://merylstebel.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Meryl</a> designed for improv group, Badman. These are awesome. I made it so the sticker looks like my head. Get it?</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/273605647http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/273605647Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:22:35 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktzdp9514R1qzo1ojo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>New Yorker Caption Contest Submission: You weren’t kidding when you called this the ‘piano room.’ It’s really filled with pianos. I wasn’t expecting that.</b></p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/265008729http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/265008729Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:58:21 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CpAIr7_vX2Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CpAIr7_vX2Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>***Spoiler Alert***</b> This is the greatest ending to any movie featuring both Freddy and Jason.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/264997438http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/264997438Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:44:00 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktujwiUQri1qzo1ojo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I just saw a great sale on this button-up shirt. I ordered a bunch. All sizes. I figured some friends would want to get in on these shirts. Hit me up if you want one of these shirts. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. These are great shirts.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/261390807http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/261390807Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:24:18 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktll5oPohA1qzo1ojo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>New Yorker Caption Contest Submission: I said, ‘bunk bed.’ Not ‘bath bed.’</b></p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/255256207http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/255256207Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:13:00 -0500“When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.”<br/><br/> - <em>Michael Jordan (commenting on both how to deal with an alligator infestation, and how to stay hydrated)</em>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/254496408http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/254496408Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:08:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/frenyYk3jIA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/frenyYk3jIA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Another great Mitchell and Webb sketch.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/252197094http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/252197094Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:26:53 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9cbcYSEA1qzo1ojo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This blog is stupid and worthwhile. <a href="http://zacandben.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Zac and Ben</a> chronicles the interdimensional correpesondence between Zac Efron and Benjamin Franklin.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/247265818http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/247265818Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:30:48 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NGvQAJG2DJA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NGvQAJG2DJA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>More footage from an era when video dating was king.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/247254770http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/247254770Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:15:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vUhSYLRw14&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vUhSYLRw14&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alexscordelis.com/post/242640041/this-is-a-must-see-for-any-baseball-fan-animator" target="_blank">alexscordelis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is a must-see for any baseball fan. Animator James Blagden’s animated “Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No” is probably the closest you’ll come to seeing Ellis’s infamous no-hitter. Rumor has it that MLB won’t release any footage of the game.</p> <p>[via <a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/42966/dock_ellis_and_the_lsd_no-no_an_animated_short" target="_blank">Sporting News</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>A great animation.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/242659052http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/242659052Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:07:20 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksycnhCpAp1qzo1ojo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is an actual reaction to a butterfly flying near me. I have no excuse.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/240380648http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/240380648Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:04:29 -0500<a href="http://www.craigrowin.com">http://www.craigrowin.com</a>: <p>A link to my new site.  It’s a work in progress, but figured “why the heck not.”</p> <p>The section ‘Other Fun Stuff’ will have fun stuff soon.</p> <p>Is something not working, let me know?</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/239629409http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/239629409Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:20:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pwLKKZiy68Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pwLKKZiy68Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’ve just been turned onto the British sketch show, “That Mitchell and Webb Look.” It’s pretty great and the first season is available to watch instantly on Netflix.</p> <p>This is such a simple sketch and I really love it. And it’s not just because I’m a huge heroin junkie.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/231980915http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/231980915Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:56:32 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4oozbiK21qzo1ojo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thursday, October 29th at The UCB Theatre at 6pm.</p> <p>Join us in a dark theater where anything can happen. We won’t judge.</p> <p>Poster by <a href="http://androry.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Rory</a>.</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/223899835http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/223899835Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:36:00 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="flashVars" value="id=10465838&vid=3827460&lang=en-us&intl=us&thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/p/i/bcst/videosearch/5832/74325456.jpeg&embed=1" /><embed src="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" bgcolor="#000000" flashvars="id=10465838&vid=3827460&lang=en-us&intl=us&thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/p/i/bcst/videosearch/5832/74325456.jpeg&embed=1"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Best Fright Ever. 10.30.08</p> <p>One year ago, I redefined Halloween humor. I defined it as, “unfunny and pun related.” Featuring a dance at the end with Josh Lay and Cory Cavin in mesh shirts. This is insane.</p> <p>But don’t take my word for it; my mom called this one “…not funny.”</p> <p><a href="http://boogerface57.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">BoogerFace57</a> said: “That was terrible. I don’t like Craig Rowan or think he’s funny at all anyway, but that was really bad. Just awful. That was a horrible Best Night Ever.”</p>http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/223816479http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/223816479Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:39:00 -0400